"i just love when my girlfriend says she cant walk, i fucked that pussy up!"

funny shit, lol i think im crying

(Source: iraffiruse, via homosexualsarefucking-gay)

justinblackmon:

i only want those if they are actually still working because my enemies will come to slay me and i’ll be like “sure let me just turn the light out right quick” and they’ll be all “no way that still works it’s a fucking lamp” and then i click clack on em wit da choppa

(Source: brain-food)